What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:11

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.